SOMETIMES A GUY JUST DOESN'T WANT TO STAND OUT

But sometimes that isn't so easy. It definitely isn't for Diego Foxglove, a 6'4'' former drug dealer who sprouts mutant mouths and turns into a giant wolf-dog to fight killer alien fungus. If it's not the vague specter of society looking down on him for being an immigrant, an Excentric, or both, it's faces from his tangled past coming back to quite literally give him grief. Diego wants nothing more than to keep his head down and away from the many things troubling him, but that seems all but impossible.

Except it isn't- because as it turns out, Diego has one more ability that he never knew about. A different form. Something smaller, more inconspicuous, more... fluffy?

POM SIMULATOR 9000 is a Twine-based visual novel (with illustrations!!!) centered on relaxation, emotional vulnerability, and turning into a dog. There are 3 "bad ends," 1 pretty good end, and 1 True End. Can you find them all? Do you want to???

POM SIMULATOR 9000 has over 23k words of material to explore! In this game you can

• turn into a dog!
• chase small animals!
• open your face!
• get pet!
• make up with your girlfriend!
• make things much much worse with your girlfriend!
• learn about history!
• discover things about yourself???
• and more!

POM SIMULATOR 9000 is rated PG-13 for blood/gore, swearing, and mild sexual themes. Other content includes body horror, racism, mentions of abuse, drugs, and violence.

You can learn more about some of these characters here.